Bacon and Sriracha – two flavors that are taking over the world.  And now, new products that are making my head just hurt.  The press release alone is priceless, so let’s just start there:

J&D’s Foods is pleased to announce the launch of POWER BACON Deodorant and Sriracha Candy Canes!  Yes, the world’s first Bacon-scented deodorant and Sriracha flavored candy canes.  Yeah, we know – you’re welcome. J&D’s POWER BACON™ Deodorant For When You Sweat Like A Pig.  POWER BACON is the Meaty Fresh evolution of J&D’s meat flavored and scented health and beauty products division.  Designed specifically for people with active lifestyles, POWER BACON provides 24 hours of Bacon Scent.  For all day meat scented protection apply liberally to underarms or private areas.  Do not eat, leave exposed to sunlight or explore the wilderness without a firearm(s).  Not for sale in Alaska.  j.k. we’ll totally take your money if you live in Alaska.  Come on…

POWER BACON is available starting today at www.PowerBacon.com for $9.99 per stick.

The global deodorant market is forecasted to reach $16 billion by 2018, driven primarily by product innovation, advancing male grooming and the growing importance of smelling incr-edible-y awesome.  Our analysis shows the meat scented segment represents approximately 20% of that global demand — that’s a very easily attainable $3 billion dollar forecast for our meat-scented musk.  Honestly people, I think we can all agree we’re being a bit more realistic than Twitter here.

Common sense is like deodorant.  The people who need it most never use it.  So be smart and buy the Bacon Lover in your life a stick of POWER BACON this Holiday Season.

POWER BACON is available starting today at www.PowerBacon.com for $9.99 per stick.

J&D’s Sriracha Candy Canes™ Because Santa Likes It Hot!

Warm up your taste buds this year with Sriracha Candy Canes.  The savior of bland food is now a fiery candy cane, great for tricking your unsuspecting friends (and children) or enjoying after a tasty bento box.  Rumor has it that these are pretty great crushed and served over ice cream or used as as a spicy-sweet holiday cocktail stirrer.

Each box has 12 individually wrapped Sriracha Candy Canes and are proudly made in the People’s Republic of Canada.

Sriracha Candy Canes are available starting today at www.SrirachaCandyCanes.com for $7.99 per 12-pack.  Sriracha Candy Canes are also available at leading retailers like Cost Plus World Markets, Urban Outfitters and ThinkGeek.com.

Sriracha Candy Canes are available starting today at www.SrirachaCandyCanes.com for $7.99 per 12-pack.

So what do you think? Will you be adding these items to your holiday shopping list?? Ho, Ho, Ho!!