CBS has picked up my favorite Twitter obsession, Shit My Dad Says and intends to develop it into a sitcom!

The account was started by this 28-year-old kid who lvies with his parents, and let me tell you…this kid is a genius!.

His dad is completely profane, raciest and hysterical.

Some examples:

“Sometimes life leaves a hundred-dollar bill on your dresser, and you don’t realize until later that it’s because it fucked you”

“The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain’t like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain’t spitting it out.”

“If mom calls, tell her I’m shitting… Son, marriage is about not having to lie about taking a shit.”

“Why the fuck would I want to live to 100? I’m 73 and shit’s starting to get boring. By the way, there’s no money left when I go, just fyi”

Shit My Dad Says only launched in August and now has over 700,000 followers and a book deal with Harper Collins!!

Will & Grace‘s David Kohan and Max Mutchnick are set to executive produce and supervise writing for the family comedy.

The big question, how will CBS get away with all the swearing and racism!!!