Blerg! Ben & Jerry’s unveils 30 Rock flavor to ruin my diet

I about to pick a fight with two guys named Ben & Jerry.  Just as I’m hitting my stride in healthy eating, they announce plans to unveil a new 30 Rock flavor as a tie-in with the final episode of my favorite tv show.

I’m not going to lie…the second I heard this news, my mouth started watering with all the possibilities of flavors.  So far, the company is mum on what the actual ingredients will be.

According to the press release,

“The flavor will be ceremoniously unveiled by Co-founder Jerry Greenfield at a New York City finale party, just steps from the namesake building at Rockefeller Center. Invitees will gather to view the series finale of “30 Rock” and sample the new “30 Rock”-themed concoction.

The flavor, freshly produced at its factories in Vermont, was rushed to New York City for the event. Usually new flavors are released closer to spring, but the company decided to bump up the timetable to have the flavor on hand to accommodate the January 31st finale. Luckily, “30 Rock” fans won’t have long to wait. The flavor will be available across the country in Ben & Jerry’s scoop shops in February and on the shelves of grocery stores and convenience stores shortly thereafter.

We all remember the other great Alec Baldwin-related flavor…

Ben & Jerry's Schweddy Balls.

Ben & Jerry’s Schweddy Balls.

Now – let’s think of some flavor combinations for the perfect 30 Rock flavor – shall we?

  • Ham and Cheese Puffs
  • Lemon-aide
  • Fried chicken
  • Chocolate, pretzel & beer
  • Mac and Cheese
  • Pop Tart